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May 04, 2007

Indian Superman vs. Turkish Star Wars

The great thing about "international re-imaginings" of popular American films is that they bring a new angle to characters and stories that... just kidding, they're fun to watch cause they're so crappy.

  • Lois lane is dressed as Spiderman, for some reason.
  • This Superman is a way better dancer than Christopher Reeve or Brandon Routh.
  • Turkish Luke Skywalker is way more hardcore than our pantywaisted American version. He kicks more ass in ten minutes than our Luke did in three movies.
  • Much better leaping abilities. In fact he hardly walks or runs at all. When the Death Star fires it's planet-destroying ray, he actually dodges it by jumping.
  • Extra points for poaching actual footage from Star Wars.
  • That said, why did they use the soundtrack from Indiana Jones?
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More cow bell.
Posted by Kishan Persaud (142.177.57.175) on Wednesday, May 23 2007 at 3:37 PM
I prefer the Turkish Star Wars to the original. I think they used alot of cow bell