Yasmin is a sixth-grade student from England. And she really, really believes that I'm her classmate.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: WUU2
James says: What does "WUU2" mean?
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: WOT U UP 2
James says: Just working at my job.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: WOT JOB
James says: I'm a computer programmer.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: HA HA HA JAMES
James says: What's so funny?
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: U GOIN SKOOL 2 MOS
James says: I'm done with school. I'm 28 years old.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: FUCK OFF JAMES
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH UR 10
James says: Yasmin! That's very rude for a young lady.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: WOT U SED DAT 2 KIERAN BE 4
James says: I didn't say anything to Kieran. I don't even know who that is.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: SHUT UP
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: IS DAT PIC OF U
James says: No, that's Kaga Takeshi, the master of Kitchen Stadium!
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: IT CANT BE YESTERDAY U WERE BLACK
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: I WOZ BEIN SARCASTIC
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: I NO HO IT IS
James says: Yasmin, we must stop this charade. I'm really not your friend from school.
James says: It's probably not appropriate for us to chat. I'm too old!
James says: Plus I'm getting married next month, and I don't want my fiancee to be jealous.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH RITE U ADMITTED YESTERDAY DAT I NO U
James says: What? No I didn't!
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: C U @ SKOOL LOSER
James says: No you won't! I live in Canada.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH RITE
James says: In Burlington, Ontario.
James says: It's near Toronto.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: OK
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: I DNT BELIVE U
James says: How can I prove it to you? I can tell you fun facts about Canada.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: JAMES CORNILIOUS ORR
James says: I can tell you what time it is here.
James says: And what the weather is like.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH CUZ IT ON DA WEATHER FORECAST
James says: Hey that's spelled Cornelius!
James says: I mean, my middle name is William Matthew!
James says: James William Matthew Orr!
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: U IDIOT
James says: It was my great grandfather's name.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH RITE U GAVE IN
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: U SED CORNILIOUS ORR
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: DEN WILLIAM MATTHEW
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: I NO IT'S U ANY WAY
James says: You're going to be surprised when you talk to your friend James and he has no idea what you're talking about.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH CUZ HE'LL MAKE UP STUFF
James says: Maybe he will - I've never met him.
James says: He has a great name though.
James says: Here's proof: have you noticed that I can type quickly and I spell all my words correctly?
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: HUH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
James says: Plus I don't type like I have an english accent, or like I'm in grade six.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: NO U CNT SPEAK TXT LANGUEGE DATS Y
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: I CAN RIT FAST THOUGH
James says: Hmm... I'm trying to figure out how I can prove this to you.
James says: Did you know that Canada has ten provinces and three territories?
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH BUT U CNT
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: I AINT TLKIN 2 U
James says: Why? Are you mad at me?
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: CUZ UR A FREAK DATS WOT UR PRETENDIN 2 B
James says: Wait - are you saying that I am a freak, or that I'm pretending to be a freak?
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: UR A FREAK
James says: The Prime Minister of Canada is Steven Harper.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: YH EVERY ONE NOS DAT
James says: Right now it's 13 degrees Celsius and partly cloudy in Burlington, Ontario.
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: BI JAMES
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: C U ' SKOOL 2 MOS
James says: Okay!
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: C U GAVE IN N SED
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: SHAME
[*]YAsMiN[*] says: LOL
(At this point, Yasmin logs in under an assumed name to trick me.)
[*]IdRiS[*] says: hi
James says: Hello!
[*]IdRiS[*] says: r u goin school tomorrow
James says: Say, do you know somebody named Yasmin?
[*]IdRiS[*] says: yh she's ma best friend
[*]IdRiS[*] says: lol u gave in it's yasmin
[*]IdRiS[*] says: shame
James says: I didn't give in!
James says: You and Idris both have the same funny names, and you both write like people who are illiterate.
[*]IdRiS[*] says: james man u gave in when i was tlkin 2 u on my msn
James says: I was only playing games with you.
[*]IdRiS[*] says: yeah right
James says: You're sneaky though aren't you!
[*]IdRiS[*] says: i right like that cuz it's txt languege which u dnt have a clue 2 no
James says: It doesn't look very difficult to master.
James says: just leave out lots of vowels and spell words wrong. easy!
[*]IdRiS[*] says: how about no that i'll be wrong then
James says: But I guess it's helpful if you're a slow typer, because you can write more in the same time.
[*]IdRiS[*] says: but i ain't a slow righter
James says: "writer"
[*]IdRiS[*] says: so
James says: ha ha!
[*]IdRiS[*] says: i no
James says: you "know"
James says: hehe
James says: i win
[*]IdRiS[*] says: that says i know not no
[*]IdRiS[*] says: shut up im a faster writer than u
James says: No way! I can type 80 words a minute.
[*]IdRiS[*] says: yh so can i
James says: I won the typing prize for all of Canada.
James says: watch this:
James says: I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast.
James says: I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast. I type really fast.
[*]IdRiS[*] says: u can sut up cuz u have no good tecnolige go 2 an ict shcool like me i go to morrow yh right u live in thamesmead flats near george not in canada
James says: If I live in Thamesmead Flats, how did I win the typing prize for all of Canada?
[*]IdRiS[*] says: cuz ur a stinking lier c u at skool 2 morrow when i prove 2 u i can type faster than u and that black picture aint u cuz ur white with mousy blode hair not a afro i no u so stop playin stupid games cuz it dnt work so dnt mess whith me or else out of 380 children i got choose 2 do a ict fing arfter school by mrs whyeth so u cnt talk im the brainy won out of us 2
James says: Yasmin, I want us to be friends. Let's not fight.
[*]IdRiS[*] says: wright if i can trust u promise not to tell any one swear or ma mum will get in trouble dnt even tell ur best mate or ur mum but ..............................
[*]IdRiS[*] says: mrs whyeth is leavin
